BILL ALLARD ’71
WORK: A founding member of Duck’s Breath Mystery Theatre, a comedy team that made their name from 1975 to 1990 with live performances and sketches on National Public Radio. Today, Allard is focused on producing, distributing, and marketing Duck Spots comedy movies with the goal of having “ten funny movies for Apple to sell by 2020.” Allard calls it “achieving my dreams in the last quarter-mile of my life.” UVM: A theater major, Allard says legendary professor Ed Feidner “hired me to work for the Champlain Shakespeare Festival while apologizing for ruining my life.” He was also a varsity swimmer, AEPi brother, and braved the snow on his Honda 90 motorcycle. SF FAVE: Allard and his wife, Margaret, own a house in Outer Sunset and have lived in the city for nearly forty years. “Every inch of this wonderful city is worth a zillion dollars, and we’re all still mining for gold. Digital gold.”
WORK: A founding member of Duck’s Breath Mystery Theatre, a comedy team that made their name from 1975 to 1990 with live performances and sketches on National Public Radio. Today, Allard is focused on producing, distributing, and marketing Duck Spots comedy movies with the goal of having “ten funny movies for Apple to sell by 2020.” Allard calls it “achieving my dreams in the last quarter-mile of my life.” UVM: A theater major, Allard says legendary professor Ed Feidner “hired me to work for the Champlain Shakespeare Festival while apologizing for ruining my life.” He was also a varsity swimmer, AEPi brother, and braved the snow on his Honda 90 motorcycle. SF FAVE: Allard and his wife, Margaret, own a house in Outer Sunset and have lived in the city for nearly forty years. “Every inch of this wonderful city is worth a zillion dollars, and we’re all still mining for gold. Digital gold.”